20 октомври 2024 г.

Каква беше доскоро и каква е сега

(за ползата и вредата от алкохола)

Беше (2021):


Ма'ни, ма'ни... свинья! "Just one more drink"
Псува пред майка си...

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Сега (18 окт.' 2024):


Фина изработка. "Are you a freak like me?" 

Една минута video selfie, Calgary, 18 окт.' 2024:


"Since I'm not drinking anymore..." 

"OK. So I'm trying to be quiet. Because I wanna be respectful. But the gays... the gays do it right. They just do. I'm sitting here at the 'Ship and Anchor' pub (🤘 - б.м.), here in Calgary, and it's just amazing. I went to the bathroom, and the bathrooms are not labeled 'Men' / 'Women'. They're just... Here's the stalls, and then here's the stalls and urinals. So whatever, the hell, you wanna do. It's so great. I might actually use a urinal later. Don't ask me how. But... also... I don't know, it's really awesome. Oh, and also, since I'm not drinking anymore, I asked the bartender for any NA (Na, натрий, сода, газирана вода - б.м.) options. And he's like, 'we have an NA on top'. And it is by far the best NA I think I've ever had."

Lzzy Hale, най-великата разказвачка на света